Last Will and Testament
Last Will and Testament

Tamar Abraham

: Mama can you hear me?, Aviv Gefen, Tommy, come here, Ari, UMD, Joey, best friends 4-eva, another person to be mean to, best friends wedding, cookie dough ice cream, muscles in stomach, Israeli accent, fish, Dawsons Creek, Boy Meets World, beep, beep, Chens bathroom after prom, afro, Michael Hessel, Samuel L. Jackson, Blacky, Backstreet Boys, art, naval ring, purple docs, Tommy, Mont. Mall, Ellingston, Chinese babies, fresha pepppa boy, a job as a grocery clerk, the hands, the hips, the register, Zionism, Loa HaAri, Maryland, the Bermans, Ariel Prager, Darren Schneider, musical theater, STAY, Sephardism, Hebrew announcements, Tami, Lifer, Zamar, JH class, scary spice, lots of water, DMB, Pearl Jam, Eddie Vedder, Deej,wawa, lakes to fall into, bambinos, hot Israeli guys, Boolbool, a pot, a movie to cry in, Chens toilet, chens food, cheesecake, tommyX3, Hebrew Univ, spice girls, curly hair, a tan, nail polish, being shy, Express, Bananas, tuna fish, Bri-Bri, barn, E-Rika, Beth Shalom, Potomac 20854, Im like crying, Bibi, soft lips, morning buddy, boyfriend who wears orange blink-182 T-shirts, weight loss pills, SAS foreva, drivers ed, Tumer, Tauruses car crash, SS Stalker, Stalkers #1-99, UMD scholars, ill fight ya, lisps, La..., Hillel hotties, Milans sneakers, red pick-up trucks, Johnny S., Yoni+Scott, Mike T., Vapo-rub. Brownies, Cyclops, Iraqi power, psychos 1&2, Tzed. boy, BANG, UMD reps, Ce-celia, your friend hates me, Chello, pathological liar, Doron, a happy bf, ari, stop beating me, Zivas rice, afro, arabic tapes, mutilating pictures, double date to Boogie Nights, ohhh-kay, you stinky,"where the flashlight stops, nobody knows, Hair Cuttery, Danny Azhdam, EeeeK, National Airpt, oxygen trucks, green sweather, meriah and periah (the boy), frizz ease, CVS, SADD, the Headmaster, Mr. Burns, longer hair, 50 tubes of Israeli hair gel, CJA, Spanish I textbook art, Israel, unibrow, mushy tushy, cutting an apple in kindergarten, longest running friendship, exaggeration, thankssss, tank tops,I know you do, St. James Church, Tamari, hot birthmark, Im like kinda hot, Nuthouse, friend-in-law, DeejsHot, Itzi, Sotally tober, Im #43 and I have no arms, Jew crew, Kings Dominion, our trio, thats accurate, not so much, Pepe le peu, k call me, k bi, Little B, Sour Patch kids, a picnic, an apt. for the trio, Im like crying, an interesting weekend, hairball, olives, pinky, pretzels with ice cream, getting your picture framed, macho man, honey buns, Satoshi, shes out of control, stealing Jelly from the Silver Diner, the Mama, stage sweeper #3, Tree #2, Mrs. Dagony, Dzamarah

To Nina Azhdam:

mama can you see me, Best friends 4-eva, Beastie Boys, 7-11, Russian laughs, hair straightener, blonde hair, contempo, a burn, eat this, mikes apartment, natural hair color, Brooke, Local H, Bush, Ramat-Gan, Iran, Michael Broder Friedman, Posh spice, Backstreet Boys, homeshopping, whos your daddy?, a day w/o Mitch, Danny, Sephards, a male voice, a calculator, Moshes#2, J-D-S is going to the top!, the rejected cheerleader, please, put me in the back, one baby, two baby, species I & II, endurance, curly hair, a car with A/C, sherbert, a song she doesnt sing along, Stanley, Here, monkey,monkey, the doctor, I'm too Sexy dance-a-thon, the deep end of the pool, bike rides in the snow, Freddie, kitchen appliance pictures, I dont want to be your friend(#1-4), more than 4 people at your surprise party, eating sugar w/a spoon, the correct lyrics, K. B. in Wild Things, Sleepers, zipppp, Hands up, banner boy, unibrow, Davito, another curse word, Gweneth Paltrow, ìyeah, baby, yeah, Austin Powers, The Devils Advocate, a tan, model student, more brothers, Neena, Niners, reading out loud, the triplets, no calls past 9pm, do you have a clock?, Lifer, Dr. Nick, J. Springer, BANG, curling iron, rice, brownies, ortho minyan, mechitza, history honors, restraining order, azh-damn, Mont. Mall, psychology, pepper-boy, BAM-BI-Nos, aharonie, sweathers, surviva, satisfacation, blue-v-neck, tuna fish, Pisces, psycho-mom, El Nino, Scott & Yoni, USY, Boogie Nights, UMD scholars, Hillel,Julia & Newhouse, the Simpsons, pathological liar,SAS forevera, Bush, Tamars eggs, S.S Stalker, Johnny S., double dates, Beaches, shabbatons, connect the dots, Marriot, die, ugly life form, green rice, oxygen trucks, Milan, showers,pronunciation, neen, I'm out of the window,a lion, vapo rub, Phillllipp, hydrophobia, an assignment book, the green taurus, Nina Azerbaiganer, tu esrez uno

To Sharon Blatt:

Sher,Hebrew Academy friends, Banana republic, Steve Madden, techno, Z-104, a marvelous plant, whered ya get it?,Free Willy 3, sher994474, Sha-ron, Emmmm, Yemen, Israel, Shul, Bri-Bri, k-bye, hes like kinda hot, oootz, Beth Shalom, more techno, I wanna be so close to you, Judaism, friend-in-law, yellow car, beep beep, Tamar naked, beemer, thaz good, a mix tape, STAY, Sephardism, Snapple, Dawsons Creek, small head, a camel, just ____ on me, Roy, Erika, Sharony balony, Bambinos, feed me, California Love, a good party experience at your house, putt-putt, fondue, an attitude, Dr. Cook, Kings Dominion, Coca-Cola, Mrs. Blech-Hermoni, cream cheese, plastic teddy bear, fiesty, tangy day, Dawn, festival boy, CK Be, Dawsons Creek, Oh My G-d guy, Versace, Chavie, tommy, J-crew, a phone, Titanic Do you love him? You shouldnt be asking me this, Its a simple question, Twinkle, twinkle, Lady in Red, Hi, Iím a Senior, mmm...no, a corner, love line, shul cookies, Tin Cup, chills, couch, Hakuna Matata, Good Shabbos, girls, denim, black, Perry Ellis, rye bread, suppie, thanxs, All-righty then, long nails, platform shoes, xenobiological entities, Master P, Big Poppa, Next- Too Close, Yo, Yo, Yo, whats up? Homey G?, energy, MTV jobs, the B-mer, Ralph & Jenny, Princeton Review, Mr. Bar-Noy Hebrew and Bible classes, a lifes supply of white out and highlighters, popcorn and coke, an art project not involving coca-cola bottles, Ronnie, Nut house, Hey Suz, Gatsby

To Adam Bloom:

An injury-free basketball season, the simpsons, the van, sense of humor, corduroys, long legs, a basketball dunk, a peaceful morning car ride, math, mrs. Dagony, South park, Judah, a new glass door from Michael Hessel, basketball, Jim Carrey impressions, a big van w/a tv, Mrs. Touval, a pet monkey, a cage for Judah, Nike shoes, an unbreakable chair for study hall, movies to watch in the back of his van, valentines day, Karl, a house with fewer windows, Lifer, Maccabbi games, National merit, Beckys jokes in study hall, Dominique, official parking at the supreme court, a certain english teacher, French homework, Pat, simpsons jokes, Super Mario brothers music, bloomwagon, Boomer, Mr. Esiasion

To Josh Blumenfeld:

Gourmet chef, a day without a sarcastic comment, Mr. Bar-Noys Tanakh class, a place in the world he hasnt been to, a bmw, a saab, Steven Segal, Szechwan beef, CNN, a BIG piece of cake, roller blading in Bethany, sound and light technician, on top of the inside slide, Mrs. Smith, Sandy Domans ribs, membership to girls softball, allergies, morning sickness, stomachs, german, airplanes, Yackoline Oooocths, Justin impressions, Hokay, Lions Tale, a pilots license, ice-hockey, lifer, the xerox lady, Penn, Can I call you, younger girls, car wash, a silly little wave, hannah,your mother jokes, Yehuda the chef, Can I call you glockenschpiel?, Europe, social darwinism, birthdays, trips around the world, math homework, ____ this, But aquaman, flying, hockey, Washington Capitals games, clown club (bandana, bannana), cooking, moo-moo international, Robyn, frequent flier miles, Mrs. Yosephiane, B-2 bomber, baking, Chef Blumenfeld, girls vs. boys, Yoav's a girl, Fresh Fields, D.C., Givante the Cat, lung cancer project, a kitchen, Parker Roller ball T-jotter, Vayne Gretsky, Vashington, official parking, AAVE, boat saddle paddle, vimbledom, UN, the Bicner

To Diana Bobrow:

Rabbi Bells Rabbinics Class, volleyball, Stephen, cheezy 80s movies, CTC, silly toys, the hanson dance, a belch, sleeping in class, Alaska, a bigger house, common sense, long hair, locker space from S.B., zzzz.., silly questions, mini-minyan, kadima, before prom 97, limo, anatomy in 11th grade, nature, Bat-mitzvah, Rick Brandt, haircut, a shack, courage, Snider, flashing the gardener, Camp Modin, Kaybee, black lipstick, chicken legs, ponytails, Dude, Eeek, thats gonna have to stop, eyebrows, feminine clothing,JDS you rock my world!, driving lessons, gossip, old movies, TV, normal colored eyes, Abunfar, juicecop, respect for parents, Babaganuch milk, humus, milk, black clothing, guys, Harold Richard Bieter-Sipes, a pink ninja, patience, monkey, snow white, penguins, good jokes, Rogozinskis, cheerleading, Lifer, DMB, Girl-Talk, study hall talks, Honeycomb, MILF, Christopher Warren, Steve, Moden Ani, a new car w/a working radio, Kings Dominion, Meredith, granolas, two parties in Israel: Hanuka and Purim, Dzai, Dzai,unlimited use of daddys chaufeur to keep her off the road

To Sarah Bonifant:

Sabrina, an airplane ride, mambo lessons, Firegrem, clean light switches, trolls, laundry lessons, dishwasher lessons, directions, stilts, fat-free potato chips, tuna sandwiches, nail filing lessons, hand massages, eating dinner with pen on your arm, Jackies make-up, real highlights, paper bag lunches, recycling bin, wall paper, Dee-dad, chocolate Babka, middle name, city driving, Hair gum, Terrance Taylor, fuzzy naval, UGLY bandana headbands, ocean city, your mom jokes, the trash collector, a trip to Israel, a sunburn, knee-high, a clown for a mother, a personal manicurist, these doritos taste like my _____, Mrs. Wartofsky, beach house, Mary Lou, a summer you dont go to the beach, Citgo gas station, elevator shoes, its funny cause shes going to college, Lulus, barry, barry bad, dinner at home, even you have pen on your arm, a dentist closer than West Virginia, fluffy whip, noooo.yessss, Can I grab your _____?, I saw your mom last night, Rabbinics with Rabbi Bell, stress management, soccer, BIG shoes, JCC, Hebrew Ulpan,white out, Blast From the Past, Sarah Jordan Bonifant, Cherades on the Beltway, softball, "choose...ketchup or rellish?" a dance floor, Tracy Chapman and Olympians, 2am gourmet meal, Meatloaf concert, Camp olympiad, fat jeff, sleep!, Rap and R&B, Bloody Nose wall, "trip" to home depot, MG=personal trainer, channel 61-Floating red balloon, PP in the PP, sailing, Mrs. Mary Lou, NORP, Beavis and Butthead, free period, white flint, pacifiers, making paper, shabbat dinners, Counting Crows, Dulles Toll Road, Shopping with TH,Nordstrom,new answering machine message,Juan Bobo,short jokes

To Justin Brandt:

Juan, Alabama, the South, girls, two words, one week, brothers, a manual of driving skills, a return to soccer, Texas,#4,I only like you as a friend!, tic-tacs, phone calls after 10pm, cross country, mack-daddy, locker buddies, short jokes, Spanish, puntos, punching walls, Peanut, fights w/knee-hi, death threat from KBs boyfriend, advice to SB- just breathe, a time he didnt fight with Erika, Spanish Con Angela, a basketball coach that likes him, the ina syndrome, after prom activities, chest enhancer pills, gum, pick-up truck, Leanna, bead necklaces,Wild Things, gopher, Dali, Rio Cineplex Odeon, photography, bigger muscles, Justin Brandt with a t and a d, hair, a boy scout membership, an extra Blockbuster card, a walk out of Giant free card, a Lit basketball game, a co-ed JTS dorm room, a kite, a towel, a years worth of snacks, HW/L party, a rocket to the moon or California, hooter helpers, cuochen, Auds free drinks, well you have to take into consideration that today we have aluminum bats

To Erika Chesman:

ER-ika, momo, pimp, ho ho ho!, Erkie, ERC6969, Mos __#1, Bubbie, shul, slave, child labor, Cinderella, Eric, innocence, Matt, another boy toy, really good lunches, 3rd grade dance party, the kitchen, techno music, lifer, Dawsons Creek, Margo, Larry, Z104, Larry #3, Andy in Williamsburg, farm boy, Layla, an interesting drive with the pipeman and the pimpen granny, school supplies, Sharon, cheerleading, it aint even christmas, Sher, Avi, Katzper, Moses, Mosh, Casper, Jason Adler, food, Poland, shtetl girl, Romeo and Juliet, the couch, dreams, crying in the corner, blue taurus, pimpmobile, tetris, Nintendo, AOL, ckBe, Smirkle, chained to a bed, hot dogs, Tin Cup, graduation, freedom, prom, Didiah, bullet proof glass, meet me @ the beach, April, November, sparky, a hearing aid, butter popcorn, mommys pasta, tangys, May 21st, 365 days, slavery, candyman, prince charming, quality time w/the family, the deal w/Zach, 3 yrs, It will never end, 12am chats, my butt, smircapella, smellyella, smellica, Good night sweetie, Titantic, more clothes,a patch, a capella choir, Next- Too Close, dinner with Mrs. BH, front row seat in Rabbinics, bagels, homework, Mrs. Gottesmans class, CK shoes, love instructions for Jon,Beth Shalom sisterhood, new years parties, Mrs. Mary Lou, dancing, Nuff said, guy problems, what else are you not telling me?

To Yaron Cohen:

his own room at the Fulops, Yemen, Dana International, balls, Itzik, Yemenite69, Antoine X, Xavier, French, a chair that doesnt say Sam Spector, clowns, a monkey dance, sperm imitation, Mrs. Dagony, simpsons, a magic carpet, a camel, sephardic brotherhood, lazy Israeli, but Ive got Turets, Ms. Mccall, Danni.com, Miki, run-ins at the mall, new hubcaps, South Park, the xerox lady, that number before 70, sephardism, blonde hair, another earring, Boston Market cookies, a new car, a wallet search, Ninas Victoria Secret receipt, structure, Urine, Ilan and Gabe, the gift of yemenite coyness, YZGI, New York, Patrick Ewing, knicks, Giants, Yankees, Rangers, porsche, dumkopf, Maria, karate, 50 cent tips, eighty, french, excusez-moi, cest mon nomme!, a lifetime membership to AOL

To Corry Davis:

Boston Market cookies, volleyball, Jefferson Davis, Virginia, computers, the xerox lady, Leahs car, Ill sing to you if you sing to me, enough weights, computers to work on, someone at JDS he isnt related to, a summer not working at JDS, manual labor, a louder stereo, basketball, teddy bear, 5 speed Impala with all the features, volleyball serve, a louder and more complex car stereo, the most popular mommy, another woofer

To Natty Davis:

Anatomy class, Backstreet Boys, Jewz, southern pride, ROTC, congressional medal of honor, JTS bathroom, the bathroom on the bus, Virginia pride, Dixie chicks, the junior honeys, once you go Natty, you dont go back, a confederate flag, pythagorus, Pythagoruss notes, Johnny-Reb, friends dont let friends go to VA-tech, ear muffs, need for speed, mountains cause theyre big, I wanna be a hat, Shnazi, shtetle boy, Mrs. Boyar, gimme the pound, slaves, Mr. Coster, hey, I see two Nattys, skittles, Haartz, Lama, natatm Lahen Rovim?, the family farm, the South, all the sport teams he manages, I dominate, the simpsons, the xerox boy, Nick, the Female farm, Maryland Scholars, Star Ship Troopers, Melinda, Askennaz, Beware of yellow snow, sundance, k-mart, old navy cargo shorts, your mama says youre ugly, army, macker, player, dont let hate consume you, post SAT lunches,Natanel, I think she likes me, 57 on a term paper, John J. Pershing, Malynda, ___dance, JTS, B.L., a confederate flag, a bottle of Southern Comfort

To Aliza Epstein:

Black skirts, shy, sense of alertness, creative writing, the best chair, mock trial, locker buddies, Hebrew Academy, trees, calligraphy scare, Islams, yearbook, peanut butter and jelly sandwiches, people who really can live forever, JCC summers, hair that does not need to be relaxed or blow dried, teaching kindergarten in a Montessori school, a later birthday, second youngest in the grade, a drivers license, Math homework she can do without assistance, a more creative name on her jersey, a Jewish school in the Washington area she hasn't attended, kindergarten through 8th grade, her first name spelled correctly, her last name pronounced correctly, yearbook, portraying drunken/pregnant defendants, a JDS non-musical, more yearbook ads, one of those lexus 4x4s

To Dan Fulop:

Volleyball, chabad, rap music, lifer, the Simpsons, a weekend without a party, freckin guns, Nintendo 64, Tolerance, not that kind, pet goat, manger scene, eye sight, dinner a la hurricane, chopsticks, want some food?, left, right, beach horse, trench warfare, Mrs. Entin pleaaase!, Jeff @ Jeffs, eeehhh, sticker club- youre out, Gevvvveerrt, can you _____ on cue, Sandy Doman, a flashlight, illegal car lights, privacy in his own home, Noah, Ilan, Nancys, a raise, pictures from New York trip, Givante the cat, the dolphins, football, a bigger trampoline, Mr. Blank, hagbah, blindness, stadium headlights, night vision, Dan Marino, back scratches during Bible, pool parties, zzzzz, girls in the sophomore class, lambs, the crew, the JDS youth hostel, 5 hours in the bathroom, Puff daddy, online support group, Chag Quest, the Silver Diner, red-fuzz, Struss, fulopstein, Stan, trademark, the tennis bubble, bright beginnings, trampoline, xandos, lemon chicken, football during recess, Dolphin Digest, a pillow for class, Anshei Le prepare, pacman, an a to my class, anteeceeotic, Pry, ambliance, sinus surgery, evern, esposed, herman head, night shushar

To Ilana Garon:

Tranquilizer, funny guy stories, 11th grade bible, Ritalin, Eric,swim team, Justin, "chill pill", a house near school, James, stress management, the Little Prince, after school talks, "Mrs. Cheerful",senior retreat, yellow shoes, relaxed, a birthday card, hot prom date,xenobiological entity, a man for every week, Virginia girl, a cow named Bessie, imperfection, anxiety, track, cross-country, STRESS, hyperactivity, living in France, sensitivity, a massage, swim team hottie, Mr. Jacobs, D+D, Sped-Club membership, confederate allegiance, yellow 'chuks'

To Julianna Goldman:

JM, Deli Meat that even olivia wouldn't eat, a man who'll ask for directions, food not made with corn syrup, Jack, flying on a cookie sheet, summer minyan, Hulianna, BE, Wichbody, wild flowers to go with a speed boat,oreos and milk, catering, road rules, email, online support group, "hello,Ronen," Dawson's Creek Fan club, tissue box for any movie, Chag Quest, Jules,Lifer, a day when she is on time for minyan, STAX, Maccabi Games, soccer, on time for school, a quieter voice, a soul mate, going to a movie without crying, Europe, "you have mail" support group, "the Crew," Summer trips,wilderness chic, Jewels, French buddies, Non french AP group, alcohol, ability not to drop a ski glove off a chair lift, the beeping freezer at Maccabiah,Phil "whoop-ass," Varsity soccer, sherades on the Beltway, Physics, soccer, a house during September, Winnie the Pooh, women who take physics, JV basketball, soccer,broken collar bone, kindergarten sisters, minyan tardiness, moving, Seth, American Adventure, Harriet Broder, car ride home from Chorus Line, Hudson Trail and the resulting "love affair," the Lenaro family (Tash Jewish History), "I'm every Woman," Blast from the Past

To Marnina Goldman:

Sipes, compact, JCC. Basketball, soccer, exercise, hair highlights,Gizmo, fatty's, channel 61ó floating red balloon, baby butt hands, LuLu's,SB's personal trainer, older men (you know who!), PP in the PP, sailing,AK=stalker, Mrs. Mary Lou, pair of pants you don't need to cut, sports medicine, love notes on windshields, height, Adam Duntz's spit, sugar daddy,gum, NORP, Beavis and Butthead, free period, cigweed, White Flint pacifiers,red head bleech, good things in small packages, bang-bang, zarkausen JJ, a spider, 6 inches, Maranara sauce, Daffny, Walkie-talkies never bought, Bubby cookies, making paper, Marnz, a few inches, Adam Kavalier, Lifer, Athletics,Maccabi Games, platform shoes, daddy notes, speeding tickets, Jackie and Rob,Shabbat dinners, wild things, good advice, "dude," WWI, WWII, Marnina Por Tuchini, Ten con lo widado, Martup Princhapesa, law suit against Dr. Coleman,Dulles Toll Road, sense of direction, "thur," purple dice, car air freshner,glasses="you look smart," A day of understanding Math, breakfast=intelligence,shorty, nerd/dorkface, squirt, pint, Sarah's lunches, tuna sandwiches, Sipes"cokes," cereal bowl, "hello.....maintenance"

To Jon Greene:

Happy Yarok, Yanosh, "Jon's it," It's like a fountain with music, Yan Divani, James Cagney public enemy #1 you dirty rat, Meesha Weekly, Mashino Qualek, Capital Camps, Boston University, playwrites, JOOP, Abercrombie, Black shirts, raised eyebrows, songs, dances, DD, Moles, musical theater, Young Americans, Lifer, volleyball, the Simpson's, the xerox lady, Camp Modin, back rub, uptight, plays actor, younger girls, broadway, Daddy Warbucks, Johnny apple-seedling, Jennie Lecovey, Love instructions, A chorus Line, "excuse Me I couldn't help but notice that strange and interesting plant in te window, what is it?," customer #1, "I've never wanted to kill myself more than right now!" our neighborhood, Sarah, Sherades on the beltway, a new transmission, nice guy getting the girl, friends that can go to your plays without getting lost, "choose... ketchup or rellish?" lost on the highway with Kelly, acting,theater, "hey there, groovy chic," Mrs. Jacobs, Johnny Boy, crying,metatheater, Godot, "Annie," gym with Dad, "Plug in," an acting career with a waiter job on the side, historian, "your ignorance is astounding," "the generals are due!" triple threat, Diana, more movies on tape, Rabbi Bell's Rabbinics class, the best agent ever, Danika, Young Americans, "look at them flocking toward me," RENT, a "serious not serious" sigh, Prom 98, Givante-our cat, "night swims" in Maine, A new transmission, steel toed shoes to kick your car with, Rachel Balsham, Good directions from Cheverly, A Chorus Line, an Oscar, "Even the oreos are better," Chag Quest, page that has everything you say at your not so "there" moments

To Jackie Gutierrez:

Allen,Burger King,McDonalds,Roy Rogers,chicken nuggets, running, twizzlers and Diet Coke, huge shoes, cross country awards, attendance,zzzz...., Mike Reiter, "I like your shirt," 5 pound box of twizzlers, ketchup and mustard, ceasar salad, mountain dew, Justin H, Bennigans, matchbox 20,exercise videos, "threesome," walks, softball game we were supposed to have,James Bass, your notes, drums, Virginia, Alan, a day when she is not absent from school, a last name teachers can pronounce,superwoman,a free sick day,no smacking,Red Hot Chili Peppers, Fernando, Gavin Rossdale

To Tamira Hartman:

Bagels, Softball, Lifer, Maccabi Games, "I hate her," sports sections,Wizards, MCI center, Orioles, Varsity Softball, ESPN Restaurant, the "sacred" pitching arm, making senior capes at 4 am, pulling an all-nighter for the JH paper (junior year) with Sarah, a clean room, Nordstrom, shopping with SB, Noooo....Yesss!, Chris Webber, You know who, an entire week with Chris Webber,Fluffy-whip, can I grab your ass?, an uglier car, kcir, Wizards tickets, Dave Matthews, professional softball pitching job, Baseball, ability to beat Jon up, playgroup with Jon, Bionic limbs, sports sports and more sports, a clean room, ear plugs, a quiet household, more video tapes to tape more sporting events, Vavoom, the wizards and the Mystics, Staniel as your father, CPK,INOJ, "Love me down," better job, x-lover, your mom, sex with sports stars,DOC, zaaarkausen JJ, a date with Wes Jr., Scott, Seth, sense of direction,Dawson's, "Bev," a dog, a night where you don't stay up late, Bary Bary Bad,soccer, Hard "knock" life, vent in english room, nerd/dorkface, squirt,something you don't know about sports, "Hello.........Maintenance!"Barb Taylor, Leah 2 (with some prozac)

To Michael Hessel:

Mr. Bar-Noy, BiBi, Likud, baby oil, nargila, another to fight with, alenbi58, "Achi," RENT, tzofim, politics, Israel, Rush Limbaugh, trans music in science class, Republicans, Zionism, Roy, Stacey, more hair gel, a new attitude, Adam Bloom's sliding door, "Hey I'm walking here!" That would taste good on a cracker, the weekly Standard debate, ultra conservatism, eye shadow, eye liner, mike friedman, Palsar sheva, "yuda,yuda, ya yuda", ootz ootz, "kooson"

To Danny Horowitz:

little children, time to himself, every girl in school, summer school,Nina, Jon Schwadron, a phone number he doesn't have memorized, basketball,a spare car tires, a license, chickpeas, apples, grades, new parents, west side story,Lion's Tale, working, English Junior year, Lifer, Ilan, a turned in assingment, a bikini, a day out of trouble,a full high school year of already completed homework, a clean locker, a good grade, a wife, Mrs. Boyar,action, the Fulop family, tickles, MVA, Nina's green Taurus, the Color Purple,Peer Review, assassination attempts, calligraphy ink, dancing

To Aviva Jacobs:

soccer, no more injuries, Avicado Yacobus, sevie power, Math class wit,Mrs. Balsham, ZarkausenJJ, DCJCC, invisible boyfriends, Ramon, Dawson's Creek,"Bev," Big Buff Hockey Guy who exists outside of computer printed pictures,Dawson Leery, Prom with Jon G, Mikey, Jesse, soccer abilities, Her own army for WW IV, bobby pins, parking lots, ribbons, Mold, tight blue shirt, bean burrito, titanic, Phooooo, bathroom, matches, see food, California Coastal drives, Hanky, GBC, Sabastian, BO+Kenzi, Jed, Darren, Milanos, Wednesday morning breakfasts, a girlfriend, locker buddies, Israel, the pin, soccer and more soccer, Bary Bary Bad, arm scratches from SB, counting crows concert, finding a guy that isn't "hot," beating St. Andrews, Jill, Fluffy whip, "did you grab my ass?" Hebrew Ulpan, Mrs. Wartofsky, the perfect boyfriend, Nooo.....Yessss!, California, Habib, NORP, winnie the pooh, food, older guys,weekend trip to England, Randy Longman, Maccabi Games, a first name that isn't the same when spelled forwards/backwards, more teachers with her last name,another ankle injury, Dr. Cook, Jesus, stressing about mold, learning Arabic cuss words, JCC, Fitness For Life(Health and Wellness), "Just because I'm allergic to mold, doesn't mean I'm stressed," Dairy products, hot Israeli veterans, vents in english room, b/p nahy, trick or treating w/tamira and jeff--Mrs. Bresnick's house, Cobi Jones, Biba Habiba, spring vacations at Sonesta, "espanol con Juan (bobo)", "your mom", Avia, "honey", seat on the israel trip next to you know who, Sydell, a memory, BVS (mark and zack), automatic lock for your car

To Leah Kabran:

Chavura, Larry #2, Robin Kragen, Williamsburg VA, Andy, water country USA, an Aaron, Volvo S70, Layla, old guy smoking a pipe, granny pimping her car, sneezy boy in car, Corky Corkscrew Kabran, dad's stir fry, volleyball, kneepad slides, BBYO, USY, naked cousin AC, dinner theater with your grandparents, a sleepover that didn't end in disaster, Texas, bump set spike dance, Mrs. Mary Lou, Hebrew Ulpan, Mrs. Wartofsky, psychiatrist, boy problems, Leah's phone: "the crisis hotline," Temlock, Tennessee, a boyfriend with a normal name,totally great person, super friend, an older brother, the best locker buddy, Deep Creek lake, Max, Shmoolik, Israel, vintage clothes, naked pocket people, new jeans, motherlyness, thinking with the wrong head.

To Sarah Karp:

a new kayak, one guy at a time, the play, music class, a solo, the Ruth play, broadway, Musical theater, D+D, Mrs. Illowsky, Karpie, National Merit, Lifer, an even better voice....impossible, an earlobe, a capella choir, Bernadette Terez, women who take physics, boy problems, younger men, prom dress shopping, evil boys, singing, Olympic gold, number theory, an older guy

To Chen Katzir:

long hair, no more car accidents, Israel, photo albums, Itay, CVS experiences with Gail,tounge ring, longer tounge, apple nargilla, Alexander Fergson, unidentified marks on the neck, senior year, concerts, music, white flint movie theater, frogs, HFS on crutches, a CD she doesn't already have, chenium, uncle mike, Larry #1, "you're the boss," AIDS project for Expo, plain brown hair,Israelis, proms, UMD, Jeff, Ariel Herman, that guy on AOL, the vein in the middle of her forehead, hickies, rabbinics term paper, a normal laugh, children to make fun of, meow mix, "mama, can you smell me?, emmm, prof. Banana, Arnold + Davito,"I have no legs", Oreo, twins, Alenbi58,Bamba, Aviv Geffen and Yirmi Kaplan, Gury, "frikit", dancing, Zionism, Techno music, Dawson's Creek, all of her Israeli friends, pool hopping, a day without "bruises," a Pearl Jam concert, fish, water, a lot of water, Docs, Spice girls, Ginger spice, eyebrow ring, backstreet boyz, Disney, more Israeli friends, college, Chenoosh, Chenny, dodge mobile, a bathroom for Tamar, red hair, bulbul, Free Willy 3, front row seats to fitness for life,Michael, America, color war 98....Gold Team!, "tiger," wawa, dodge, pregnancy test, bar-Ilan, IDF-air force, Kensington, locker buddy, Brad Renfro, tzofim, Kermit, forrest gump, Liv Tyler, River Pheonix, chex mix, tammy X3, unibrow, friends forever, Doc Martins, ELmo

To Gail Korb:

a bee dress, cosmotology, shmoops, shmoopsie, gailly poo, Gail Gabrielle, Spice Girls, "Friends 4 eva," a hot brother, Ari, Jaimie, older men, strong abs, "Eternal Flame, " Tommy huh huh!, baby spice, shviitzie, another place to visit, randomness, swing dancing, an apple from kindergarten, muchy tushy, a plum, "mama can you hear me?" Switzerland, cheerleading, colorado, a pot, dodge power, brad renfro, colorado, a place in the world you haven't been to, locker buddy, nose ring, cup-cake, El-ad, Israeli accent, Michael (that will spit on you), food from Chen's house, Chen's fish, "bite me," "Leave me alone and please go away," a dance class, supply of passports to got o Switzerland, music class, dance class, Wynona, Garth Brooks, Indigo Girls, sushi, fleetwood mac, the neon, the tin can, Mongrel, candy, Swiss cheese, Sweden,color war 98, S.B.'s dress, neck bites from S.B., spirit, don't throw rocks at glass houses,friend's brothers, a normal family, country music, the white dress, Chavura, periwinkle, sad movies

To Carol Lavenstein:

Ellingson, future architect, so cute, outgoingness, a day when she talks too much, a louder voice, Spanish, our New York room, English class, a sweet personality, houses, architecture, New York trip in 11th grade, Ms. McCall's leaf project, shy, Money, more money, Yale, a big house, an even bigger house, business, fashion, Real estate, 1600, shopping, softball, Mock trial, Mrs. Ravilious, anatomy skin cancer project, Mrs. Weiner, noise, Tysons, the men's department, a lab coat that fits, memories of Tiger, procrastination

To Adam Levy:

Lifer, ice-hockey, Matityahu, Gabi, SAT vocab words, a get out of the hospital free card, a broken nose, height, "domination," random singing, soccer,a song to sing about his sexiness, absences, cracked foundation, seduction, community service, Paul, Mina, a lesson on driving a manual transmission, roller hockey games, a full week of school

To Deryn Melmed:

Gogie, lifer, writing, stories, snap-snap in creative writing, Dare, X-phile, handing homework in on time, "the Truth is out there," tabloid shirts, Marta, Yum-Yum, a piece of clay To Caryn Mervis: NCSY, a diamond mine, South Africa, McLean, The Bermans, a few inches, dinner parties, kickboxing gloves, Calvin Klein shoes, New York trip, "the" phone call, "nice dress, Caryn", NCSY dinner at your house,your 18th b-day with all those cakes, the cappaccino lady, kickboxing guy, NCSY chapter prez, shul, Michelle, Ronnie, The Sped Club, extended time, "Birks or princess shoes?", a mommy who makes the best desserts,orthodoxy, a new coursage, a map for prom night, a trampoline, midnight rocks at your window, an older man, fax machine for chem, a deadline you can make, "car-car", exotic fruits, thesbianism, Time Management 101, sleep, Aidan Ellis

To Eli Muller:

Quasi Dickensian, Movies, Lion's Tale, Mock Trial, writing center, Zionism, a Jewish nose, intelligence, humor, FREEDOM!, Braveheart, siskel, a bigger sword, knowledge of useless facts, an endless vocabulary, human encyclopedia, editor, "love letters," a comment not in the form of a thesis, a conversation without hand gestures, silence of the lambs, the academy awards, Maimonides, Count Dracula, Haman, Dr.Cook, "I bite my tongue at thee," Elisha Chayeem "the professor" Muller, "rosebud," "viable"

To Candace Nachman:

the eyeball from 5th grade science, making fun of people, the Gesher choir, that hottie from the movie "wild hearts can't be broken," Dawson's Creek, Party of Five, hickness, Marylander wannabe, "Wahooo .....Yeah!" Ace Candage, Lion's Tale, dolphins, marine biology, Dixieland, cosmopolitan bedside astrologer, Honors mathó in English, Please!, "I can't dance!-- Dr. Cook's 11th grade English class, junior year English, Virginia, Mock Trial, Wahid, Juji, reciprocate, triangle doodles, Loa Ha'ari, U of Miami, the book of life, the ocean, grammar, punctuation, obsession compulsion, capital punishment, Nature vs. Nurture, job at NutHouse, Flandace Nackelberg, Tishkos, Fido, Trent Green

To Asaf Nagler:

power trips, P-Funk, shofar blowing lessons, Asaf for President, peach in the eye, Dawson's Creek Fan Club, Martin Buber, a day without an argument in theology class, the xerox lady, the simpson's, maturity, Lifer, an intolerance for several denominations of Judaism, the women's names in the shmoneh Esrai, Dawg, "always right," excellent, tongue, the tyrant, "the crew," not having to wear shoes, inventions, anything having to do with theology, cafy, your own "shell," singing really high songs, "sped," super techno, color war 98, control, ocean city, grade government, authority, Springer's Too Hot for TV, Kavalier Photography, a plant nursery, Tash Jewish History, a tunnel, Sephardim, "____ me up the Goat ____," Rav Kook, grandfather mobile, bladder control, to be the leader of a small country

To Jackie Ochs:

cheerleading, Rob, gymnastics, Cheesecake Factory, "Elvis have you seen my childhood," the free willy movies, Nuts and Bolts, total eclipse of the heart, hair dye, pancake syrup, British racing green, Jackson 5, your picture in the yearbook for winning 8th grade science fair, painting your walls, a bed (not the floor) at Sarah's house, NYU, an apartment in New York, car ride home from Jon's play, firegrem, camp olympiad, fat Jeff, mystery Tom, LuLu's, "horse-du-vres," #91, Stuart, Chris, UA, Georgetown, HFS, David Samo, broccoli casserols, 2 am gourmet meal, permission into the "blue room," Mustard seed, Sarah's refrigerator, the bloody nose wall, Meatloaf concert, stomp, Pizza with forming cholesterol, the candy bowl, mystery flowers (from B.B.), chookerab, uncanceled weekend at Sarah's beach house, Zei club, "barry, barry good," foster, green hair, Casba, extra lunches, a new radio antenna, New York, Ramon, Ollies, food, dyed hair, make up artist, host, painted wall, more food, lifer, homeshopping that takes less than three hours, a new hair color, laughter, 4 hours, 8th grade English, Anatomy skin cancer project, Mary Kay

To Johanna Paretzky:

groovieness, let's go, we can't, why not, we're waiting, Athletics, Maccabi Games, lifer, butthead, soccer, b-ball, sevie power forever, zarkausen JJ, INTS, DCJCC, Hide and seek with Ronald, #1, Jake Goldstein, RH, #17 and #13, perfect boyfriends, concert with Phil in 7th grade, locking Phil out of his car, "smashing", Tracy Chapman and Olympians, Dominican Republic, Nino, Dawson's Creek, Party of Five, beating St. Andrews, Erika's blue pen borrowed in Health and Wellness, "I'll be gone till November," Taipe Tokyo Cafe, Mrs. Harmony's house, the spoon, "Hi, I'm a senior," Yo yo yo Master P!, Kenny P., Big Poppa, yo yo MTV, world domination, Phil, Stu, "Too close", dinner at Mrs. Hermoni's, Pumpkinhead, Saim, Elliot Blatt, ghetto superstar, "Oh What a Night" the Benz,a sport she isn't good at, solutions to all boy problems, hotties, death from English, bubbles afro, 7th grade Spanish, CJA, eggs, Grant&Jefferson, artistry, Boaz, Sipes, DMB, Yohanna Payresthky, Shmo, Mosers, Tishkos, "Punk", a lifetime supply of "friends", Idea Boooooooox!, bucktoothed Maccabi guys

To Alan Pressman:

forbidden fruit, good lunches, 2nd team all PVAC, cross country and track, "the God of Track and field,"Mr. Nice Guy or is he?, Boy Scouts, Grit, Swedish babes, pop-kissing, Great Dane, Danishes, Rachel, the mack-daddy, speed racer, camera, enough film, physics, Montgomery County Fair, a blond-Swedish model, an eagle, Ham radio, speed, track, photography, someone he won't be friends with, girlscout "best camper" badge, track stardom, long legs, #3, a sprite commercial, locker buddies, "hey Al," shiksas from various foreign countries, an attitude, frowning, boyscout games, a cabin in the woods, the Dane, Boyscout cookies, the best food, A Non-JDS girlfriend (Grith), sex on the phone, Mr. Eisner, smooth talk, extended extended extended time, an outdoor classroom, Dawson, Moby Dick, car chases after midnight, Breeding great Danes, a hair cut, new camry, tweety, veggie delight, track babes, VA parties, "ideal light"

To Ido Priel:

Chen's house, physics class (ahh!), 7th through 11th grade, Israel, a fall term at JDS, Mrs. Cohen, Starship Enterprise, Sushi (he's not Hessel), computers, a sense of direction, multiple stays at JDS, number theory, French I

To Farzin Rashti:

Staci, another car, fuzz ball, hair ball, Sephard, a time wasn't grounded, Staci, a garden of Eden vs. 3 white roses, Daniel Gittleson, didn't you come to JDS in 7th grade?, Staci,damn it Jim, fuzz, fuzzy, ride home after raking David, Rabbi Sales, Staci, the generals are due, Blue 42, Staci, Hebrew Academy, Staci, get-a-room, Staci, a name teachers can pronounce, illegal immigrant, Iran, Staci, siblings old enough to be his parents, Staci, Belvedere, younger parents, Staci, a plate of rice, Esphahan-Iran, "Falude," Giant (sucks), a Younger brother, secret artist, Farzan, I'll sing to you if you sing to me

To Nina Ravick:

Tulsa, "the crew," plug in, Miss Lippy, an indescribable Laugh, Mr. Coster, theology project snack, art appreciation, Dawson's Creek Fan Club, microbiology class, expo project, Zionism Constitution project, chag quest, Tulsa, Study hall, History filmstrips, a louder laugh, Mrs. Ellis's class, Summers at capital camps, serving pizza tot he 7th grade, Jordana& Jacob, Ricken the chicken, AJSS, Ace of Base, Stand by Me, myrtle the turtle, Zeke the Zookeeper, Harold Richard Bieter, SAT class, volleyball, mirrors to see the curb, best friends closer than NY, mooshball, Tracy Chapman and Olympians, Ninny, Butthead/Butt, #2, Oldies, "oh what a night," The new achey breakey heart, I'm not supposed to be here!, Tulsa OK, a cackling laugh, Bean, Titanic expertise, Justin, a normal laugh, her family, Capital Camps, JDS Lifer, Avi, Magruder's, B'nai Israel, Yoav's visits, Elie Teichman, Contemporary American History, Barenaked Ladies, the family, "the store," Gold Team 98, math classes with Mrs. Balsham, tic tacs and altoids, Oklahoma, Anatomy 98, post- Anatomy snack, 10th grade chemistry, nib pretzels, peanut butter, Jerry Springer's Too Hot for TV, the only non "party ones," Blast, Bob and Sandra, Muochie, daymare, peer counselors, Bump set spike dance, canteelop and jelly sandwiches, Lo Nachon, camel cud, constantly borrowing tapes, more Refet time, Ani plushti et ha toilet

To Jeff Reiner:

Jeremy, a few inches, eye contact, Lifer, a house closer to school,another party, "hi Jeff!," soccer, coach Gudelsky, green outfits with green soccer bag, Mrs. Boyar, Costa Rica, fun parties, Billy's subs, Jelly belly, sweet Desdemona, Ocean city, Driver's Ed, sophomore prom, TGI Fridays,whiplash, Meff, 11th grade history class, Jeffrey Pieher, Honey no not you!, math class, Sydell, what a nice grandmother ohh, how nice, Arizona...no oh,Arizona....yes, Hieeee!, Eddie Bauer, The book of life, any Julia Roberts movie, a trip to the outlet stores, turtle, a day when he's not stressed, Pura vida, River Road, compulsive, Julia Roberts fan club, UPENN, 9A, Jump rope for heart pennies, SATs, track, Heyyy!, Coco Puffy, anatomy, lost in Baltimore,Dep, Prom "singles" night, alien, "go home," "beat it," Ms. McCall, Jeffy,Jen, New Year's parties, your own car (so you don't have to search for rides),weekend parties, new glasses, the Lenaro Family, medicine volunteering, host,Meffers, Tishkos

To Mike Reiter:

Gipsy Kings, bowling trophy,a wonderful life, dinner at Moby Dicks, all the english class books on tape, trip to Rome without an argument, a girl who shares his passion for throwing balls down lanes, cross country and track, the hook-up?, Rachel, Amber (aka his B****H), New York, Dimensions, skinny, Professional Bowling, a 300 average, cool bowling shirt, something other than bowling, shofar blowing, Garfield, big Lebowski, bowling t-shirt with awards on it, bowling shoes, Bowl America, his own bowling alley, Porsche GT1, a new car, Mr. Blank, Vet, body fat, Ima hunk, Tiger, Paul, BenGay, extended time, a hog with quite a load, wilbol4chicks, money for his brothers movie, jujeh kebab, extended time, a sane conversation, Dan and Mike, fart song, clean floor, Wash. U. summer hook-ups, 16 mm 5k, achix as fast as you, Claire, a new B***h, bowling scholarship, an even bigger cross country trophy, a race where hes chasing her, a race where he catches her, well endowed donkey

To Staci Rosen:

Farzin,Farzin,Farzin,get a room, Chinese food, new binders, Outrage, highlighters, fully erased chalkboards, freckles, Asaka, da Brain, Im the baby gotta love me,a knee to bite, satoshi, Swiss cheese, Lilith Fair, Pearl Jam, Blockbuster nights, MONEY!, Dazed and Confused, Walter Johnson, music, STAY, Lifer, three days at public school, Phil, really bad period cramps, Reality Bites, nail buffers, tank tops, a clean room, ketchup, City of Angels, Pink Floyd, a beautiful voice, Fiona, flannel and scrunches, Ruth, theater, perfume, concert at P-berrys, Uno, swimming pool, Mr. Mistoffilies, a room, S.B.s roller coaster companion, singing, a day without arguing, ouch (Tash Jewish History), the sak, a job with Ronnie Mervis, Audrey II, Mrs. Christenson.

To Mitchell Rothenberg:

an orange Blink 182 shirt, too much free time, a haircut, morbid stories and poems, science fiction, nerd camp, the Feders, Capital Camps, Bongo 911, nice web pages, Potomac, Nina, calculator trouble, happy face poem, creative stories, friends, the ability to realize he has no friends, odd but amazing short stories, Winnie the Pooh term paper,jelly beans, cell phone, his parents a working Epi-pen, Junior year English, reading poetry while circling the floor, Its that guy!, Heathers locker buddy, melodramatic, 100.3 FM, another Senior retreat so he can participate, a career as a playwright, Lions Tale, freedom from the rents, his Anatomy lab coat, Rachel, DT, a lucky night, a Peanut, math team

To Heather Samuelson:

Cheerleading, Varsity captain of Cheerleading, soft lips, real High School experience, John and Doreen, Montgomery Mall, 90210, a TV show she doesnt watch, normal handwriting, Ellingston, Gap,Abercombie, Hebrew Ulpan, Jason, Ninth Grade Study Hall, after school PE, Israel (the desert), Spanish, soap operas, Days of Our Lives, ballet, dance, a grade retreat she attends, Heter, James, Bachrach, the pool, I like your handwriting, salads, double dates, car accidents w/a certain family, summer hotties, straight hair,curly hair, white-out, yellow buddies, silver BMWs, Coach K, Jurassic 2, certain people getting eaten by dinosaurs, glass people, stalking, math tutor, a ring that wont break, future predictions, a normal family

To Davina Semo:

River Road, McDonalds, simpsons, Coolio Troopers, Sweet Factory, Basketball bench, Dr. LeBlanc, 100, 101, 102..999 (Girls JV B-ball), Costa Rica, a brown recluse, a Phish concert she is allowed to attend, Counting Crows, sexy Mike (Florida), cable TV, the boiler room scene (MSCL), yoga, magical and expensive potions, God, Reflections, Eleventh Grade Bible, ceramics, Lifer, normal shoes, IhateJDS@aol.com, her ceramics teacher, Bohemia, two foot high shoes, phish food, WWI, better seats, poppy-thing paper, Jeffís Bar-Mitzvah video, a cure for her stomach disease, tissue boxes for any movie, a copy of Mitchs web page, Subway, any Julia Roberts movie, the pizza fight, a car that actually runs and isnt a recycling bin, Ally McBeal, Singles, billygoat, front row Counting Crows, working out, DR, Ben-Gay, Becky, funky clothes, bubble skirt, Ben J., neuts, a Latin dance partner, plain white socks, a funky wardrobe, art, D., Reality Bites, 16oz steak, new outfits for Mrs. Tishoff

To Rebecca Shaloff:

Ben Keren, Ben in a suitcase, York Peppermint Patties, a house closer to Rockville, Peer Counselors, Bob and Sandra, Subway, sukkah designer, Jerry Springers Too Hot For TV, bulk food aisle, Faye, smoking lady, IF, Wendy G., Eleventh Grade groupie, Boston Market, English walks to the Guidance office, Cry the Beloved, the WB, English, Dawsons Creek, First day of work at BM, Adam, Serge, a new job, Otto, braids, hands at waist, slap me five, Snackwells, impulse reaction, sorry!, My Sharona, uman, uge, the official fall sweater, a womans soul, free pizza, Patrick Stewart, anything blue, imitation crab, older men, sexebexy, tripping up stairs, self-confidence, River Road, the crew, Julia Roberts fan club, a mans body, late night crying session, the Boston Market hat, sleeping with tissues, PFLAG (kidding!), is blurry driving a bad thing?, Davina, Cocoa Puffs, science partner, pool hopping, da bomb, another good cause to volunteer on behalf of, Lilith Fair, strawberry wafers, the moth that would not die, car ride home from Jons play, wine, Dave Matthews, Pearl Jam, Sarah McLachlan, online support group, becky you have mail!, Ms. Balsham, what dreams may come, varsity soccer- if it wasnt for, this is my last one, I promise, well ok one more, lifetime membership to AOL, Pacey, Chag Quest, hello Ronen!

To Avi Shoham:

slacking, work, Hebrew, basketball, Lifer, Nina R., the xerox lady, you are so hot, a homework assignment he actually does, Terps, a time he didnt stop talking, Midnight Madness, Garyland, hotness, Joe Smith, UMD, Spanish dropout, Chico, looking like he just stepped out of the pages of GQ, GUM, Tishkos, DK, Britt (you know the number), AW (much love), frat row (Tri-Phi)

To Evan Slater:

"Meat is good," ice-hockey, St. Lawrence, Alison Puca, Eleventh Grade Rabbinics, Anaheim, semi-pro, grade government, David Minceberg, the xerox lady, McDonalds, Big Mac, unkosher food,a Hanukkah bush, someone he doesn't disagree with, Feminism,Maine,poverty, a complex, AOL, hockey fanatic, teddy bear, Hockster 33, knowing everything, self-confidence?, height, Hebrew Ulpan, Jenny, Habitat for Humanity community service form, Mrs.Wortofsky, Michael B.'s talking watch, knowing what your dad does,a new car,Sebastian, you-know-who, play, Ivana, professional hockey goalie, future owner of the universe, ghetto music, 102.7, "punk!", The Simpsons, Physics, phone eating, polo sport, a laptop actually used for class notes, the truth, Slaters Tavern, but honestly I don't think, "I'm so poor," "You don't know how much I know...but I can't tell you," Slaterboy, PRFC's, Mr. Know it all,sarcasm, a day not ticking Sarah off, a V8 Jeep Grand Cherokee so he'll shut up, a lite, Jewish history test review, BLTs, a baseball game that I come to,another great movie with Aviva, an empty seat on the book shelf in minyan,SB's mom's lexus,Havurah (aka Heretic) minyan, "bow wow"

To Yael Slater:

Cross Country, the will to run, Mr. DeMaio, vegtable fermentation, hair gel, Ninth Graders, Yaeli, trips to Maryland, Rabbinics term paper, Ariel Herman, UMD, curly hair, Elad Katzir, oh s--t, seatbelt, a new car, a time she didn't fight with her parents,Yemen, a Taurus GL (blue denim) Stinky, Freddie, Naomi, Stanley the sailor, Amalia, erotic sculptures, the missing Coco, stepping on bees,the forbidden section in Rocky's video, put your hands on the table boy,Kevin Bacon, "Don't be a menace", movies that don't suck, the memorable"I'm too Sexy Dance", "my mom cut my hair #1-6", crying at the Hair Cuttery, I'm going to dye my hair, tankinis, teasing caged animals, "I like to make fun of minorities", that look in Species, a certain diary, history filmstrips,seatbealts,running into a bed, Churchill, stanley and Amalia"let's watch that part over", another headlight for your car, falling off the boat, Captains Nina and Yael, midnight dances, obsession by Calvin Klein, fighting over comforters, neat freak, oops there's no film in this camera, mattress = sled, bike riding in the snow, chat rooms, hoopschat, eyebrow makeover, Yanni, "Popcorn: buy a bag, come home in a box", a cleaner swimming pool, the Project X monkey, best friend necklaces, ice skating outfits, the tank, make-up counters, clown costumes, Har Har, Brandeis, unrippible pants, bangs, a hotter orthodontist, Female Files, that Tuesday, "celebrate good times,"Juice pop,"I'm riding a bicycle," Black lipstick, random animal noises, "surprise" parties, manachevitz yum!, blue corduroys, Keds, a fro girl pubes, metallicahips, Abunfar, "thigh" land, thunder thighs, Brodies, Best friends father Eew!, slouching games, Kaybee, Hair checks, lipstick fights,theater, horror movies

To Ben Solomon-Schwartz:

A day of arrogance, the nicest guy award, a shorter name, National Merit, Lifer, Lions Tale, a math class too advanced for him, a better score on the SAT, nice guy, scary faces in French class, Cross Country, Harvard early admission, French movies, learning not to pick fights and get mad (thanx), 1600, Volleyball, a college he cant get into, Miriam, genius, future US President, a twenty-seven letter name, S squared, C in penmanship, Interns

To Sam Spector:

College sweatshirts,AIPAC,conservation,babysitters, khakis, bacterial resistance, AFRI, Austria, Russia, Germany, Yearbook, an unusual kippah, Moby Dick, Kabob Kbide, Khazar, Physics labs, Rachel, dinner at Mikes, The Big Labowski, Middle Eastern music, The Gipsy Kings, Albina, Spock, a salad for a soft drink, Mitch and Bills, Snoop Doggy Dog, a Second Grade complex, Chiam Spector

To Miki Sprecher:

Her own set of JDS keys, Upper School office, kittens, Germantown, IHOP, a new job, girlfriend, Im like crying,pseudosephard, wierdo, Melrose, beautiful writer, on-line chats,stalking, a seal, graveyard shift, Mikey likes it, Apples (green and red), Herbert and Sherbert, e-mails about school, English department, Anatomy, Irish, Mark Flemming, Mrs. Ellis, morning buddy, white-out, Victor and Cyrus, Mr. Jacobs, Carol, Meekola, Maryland, a partner

To Jora Stixrud:

Chicago, Scandinavia, lover, blindness, money for C's last minute decisions, gossiper, Softball, Community Softball, Varsity Softball,homeruns, Cubs, Ryne Sandberg, a tall/hot/blond/athletic guy, Harry Caray, "dearest friends," dancing and singing talents, women who take physics, Northwestern, gym teachers, the PE department, Physics help, sky-high IQ, amazing friend, great person, good gossip, Dawson's Creek,Pacey, the Cubbies, Wizards, Ryno, cherades on the beltway, Zoro,elphadonky, the abs, Ernie, Elliott (her brother), Calbert Cheaney, Kerry Wood, 1600, a day without arguing with someone, OJ Simpson is innocent, D+D, Starr, a house even farther away from school (if that's possible), a last name teachers can pronounce, a last name anyone can pronounce, hippie parents, Yora Thtixrud, Ryno, Leah Z (with prozac), Bill's music tapes, Calbert and Yvette, the President

To Yoav Tal:

Labor Zionism, Mosh, a clean and non-smelling locker, EMT, a key to Ninas house, the singing bear, the drunken Chassid, Canada, beard, WMZQ, Garth Brooks, country, guitar, mono but still hyper, soccer banner, Phil Papier, Juniors, Hobonim, communism, Tom Petty, Zionist reunion, socialism, Star Trek, sandals, unlimited supply of excuses, younger girls, Baseball, laziness, S.B.'s beach house, Ocean City, Soccer, the PE staff, an entire period of Math class, a detoxicated locker, morning buddy, beds and pillows to be put in the lounge, Joab the Hittite, common sense, Yogi, a winning soccer season, Guidance pretzels, the xerox lady, Lifer, shoes, saving Aliza when she faints, Mrs. Bresnick, taking Basketball seriously, Gíveret Mervis, Job, Shil Shul

To Elie Teichman:

conformist

To Abby Waldman:

Ramah, A Lesson Before Dying, Aunt Abby, gold, Ralph and Jenny, Noah, Noah and Abby, Thank you India..., Dreams to come, Old Navy, driving skills, Abstar, Hows it gonna be?, normal glasses, Alizah Lowell, What you forget? I know you, pen buddy, Romeo and Juliet, Dawsons Creek fan club, home shopping, English class breaks,Mr Potato Head, sukkah decoration, front row Counting Crows, loves B-ball, 9A, the crew, Sweet Factory, Cookie Monster, Basketball Diaries, KIDS, art class, spring break in Miami!, not going bald, sunflowers, trickle-down economics yuck!, blankets, everyones mommy, Animal Crackers, the pink, the yellow, and the blue,Hebrew Ulpan, Mrs. Wortofsky, Premadonna, Spanish, Color war, jeans with the pink balloon, weekend trip to England, Mr. Bar-Noys 10H class, bruises from SAT class, someone she knows who is not a lawyer, Daughter-Sphigi and Mommy-Avig, Fatta-Farta, blue eyes, Angina, the Flaxeseses, Cabin John Middle School, Evelyn, Basketball, Isabel, Apu, vitology, sushi, by the way, Israel, Ramah, New York, color war 98, blast from the past, dawsons creek, applesauce cookies, more sushi, Florida, rather, has anyone ever told you that you look like Joey?, lifetime membership to AOL, Harriet, baby who wouldnt stop crying at the Mayflower, chem10, the Lenaro family video wins an oscar not an 80!, b-ball, Hailey Aliza, you'll drive on the beltway next time, ride home from Cheverly or rather to Laurel- whoops, Shabbos dinner

To Vahid Yahoodain:

Tuesday and Thursday nights without Princeton Review, Boston Market no longer, Persian, Sephard, Vachid, that Boston Market chick,driving skills, awww gimme some, Wahid, Sephards unite, Iran, Boston Market,Go home Vahid!,Boston Markets manager, someone who will always hold the door open for you, lifetime supply of Halls, Jihad, camel boy, Jihad-Joe, GS-400 (Lexus),PE, LMateh...,illegal immigrant, Gray Poupon, a later bedtime, Boyars class...WAKE UP!, you want to read,insurance,bmw-M3, Rahid, magic carpet, persian mistress, belly dancer,GiGi,Magen David,the Beer lady,Brooklyn Market,Mr. Miller,Hen-Abba, Paloodeh, IJA, daily dose of rice, damn americans!, dis iz pensele nookteez,aww so hot ...Eddie!, sorry i was just trying to save your life

To Noah Zimmerman:

A high quality nose picker, tissues, a pair of contacts he wears, Lucy, The Dirties, Nancys, gold team 98, peer counselors (ooops...didnt happen), Jerry Springers Too Hot For TV, a bet he can win, Max, Kozy Shak, home shopping, a day free of taking out the garbage, night at the movies on Yom Tov, pictures from the New York trip, a tunnel, Stanford, Java, cousin Einstein (aka Len), cable TV, Ohr Kodesh (group), Light my candle, an official back cracker, football, circulation, Mrs. Yosephian, Mr. Blank, better tree scaling ability, Abby, erasers to master, amphitheater, train at CJ, trench warfare, Got a light? Its nothing they turned off my heat,one crazy pig, side of beef and a milkshake, better motor skills when hanging on slide, hashamayin, Dawsons Creek fan club, on-line support groups,Chag Quest, another embarrassing birthday celebration, the drive down Wootton Parkway, the donkey on his web page,minimum wage pay at Nancys, Tats dance lessons, Faster! On! Adieu! Pig! Yip! Adieu!, the crew,mooning Wootton Parkway, the royal nose picker, a better score on the SAT, two years ago didnt know you had men friends, charades on the beltway, football, Boaz, Mrs. Tashs Ninth Grade Jewish History class, unlimited book for nose picking, Math final study sessions with barefooted runs to Giant, last name that starts with an A, Indian butts in Bnai Israel parking lot,UVA,nasal infatuation, Lifer, Lions Tale, a little to the left...a little to the right...sorry, Noach, Mrs. Malashocks class,Eleventh Grade Bible class,stadplan,lawnchairs,master of the eraser